What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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