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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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