3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.