That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.