So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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