Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
i barfeds in our rink
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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