well most of my day revolves around power hour
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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