i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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