The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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