you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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