I don't think brook has ever known best
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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