I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
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Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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