What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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