if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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