Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
North Korea, Best Korea!
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
