Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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