im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I want a musical about memes.
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