I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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