i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
how drunk are you?
Several
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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