Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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