we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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