How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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