problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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