is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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