they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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