we made out on top of his cat.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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