so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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