Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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