I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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