he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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