That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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