You work out of a Hotel?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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