No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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