That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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