i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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