it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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