You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
You left your phone here
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