i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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