I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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