What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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