we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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