Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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