I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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