I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
this boner is exhausting
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I have already put on my inside pants.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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