That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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