Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
false alarm. still invincible.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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