I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
He did a backflip because drugs
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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