Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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