shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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