im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We just shotgunned beers for America
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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