Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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