The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Naked Twister starts at high noon
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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