So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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