somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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