the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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