he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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