Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
But theres a keg here and me gusta
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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