I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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