You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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