STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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